Isabelle Stafford

Writer | Journalism

“We're all ignorant sluts.”

  • Obama Out (Almost)

    “You can’t say it, but you know it’s true,” said a smirking President Obama as Anna Kendrick’s “You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone” played while he walked to the podium. Coming in ho

  • What the FBI Wants, the FBI Gets

    Recap Back at it again with the white iPhone! A few weeks ago, I enlightened you all on the feud between Apple and the FBI, but for all of you newcomers to the Rival, or those of you who for

  • One, Big Migration Nation

    The EU migrant crisis is apparently never-ending, so it's time we talk about it. Recap: This past Monday the EU proposed a new deal regarding migration. So what? We're all aware—or should

  • What Apple Wants, What the FBI Needs

    Recap I'm sure many of you reading this article have probably been hearing about the cat fight going on between Apple and the FBI—I hope—but in the case that you only cl